Take Your Shot

Today a girl hit me because I was laughing at her boyfriend getting thrown out. She hit me and yet I remain unsatisfied. I asked Jack to hit me and he agree'd, but has now bottled it. Dan kind of hit me but I'm not impressed, he can hit me a lot harder. This is disappointing especially as being drunk I at least expect to feel the effect of pills, these are pointless. Long story short, I live with people who refuse to hit me. What is their problem?